Tales of Greatness

Galactic Cosy BFG9000 Wars

A Science Fiction Plot
by safety team

A long, long time ago in a cosy, cosy galaxy...

After leaving the tattered planet The Sun, a group of lachlan's fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a peculiar, space Ben's sex dungeon.

Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Akila Attygale, a hilly furries capable of Cake defilement and even leaving lego lying around.

Terrified, a grey potato known as Sean Hicks flees the Empire, with her protector, Akila.

They head for Whiterun on the planet Your Anus. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Akila uses his cosy BFG9000 to defend Sean.

Akila and Potato Sean decide it's time to leave Your Anus and steal a Mech to shoot their way out.

They encounter a tribe of possessed cakes. Akila is attacked and the potato is captured by the possessed cakes and taken back to Whiterun.

Akila must fight to save Potato Sean but when he accidentally unearths a sloppy small mug, the entire future of the cosy, tattered galaxy is at stake.