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Invented by our first website member Raptor_ Monkey_202, the safety toaster will cook you the most perfect pieces of toast! Also it will eat your face... and replace it with toast!! 

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This program is entirely dedicated to the safety of all kids toys... and adult ones. We can check whether or not your toys are safe. If your toys impose a threat on your health and safety, we'll fix them for you so you can be safe during playtime. 

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